OK, maybe not.

But remember, it isn’t “paranoia” if they’re really after you.

…The real agenda of these folks at the UN, and in London, Tokyo, Brasilia, and the other capitals around the world of nations pushing the US to “come on board,” is not international regulation, but limiting the freedom we enjoy within the United States to keep and bear arms….

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The UN is coming!  ARRRRRRGH!!

On a related gun crazy note, a resurgent militia movement in Kentucky is taking target practice at UN-style blue helmets.

You know, in case they invade the Papa John’s corporate campus.  (That’s the UN’s real “real agenda”….)

With any luck, this incarnation of the Kentucky militia won’t have leaders who commit weapons violations and intimidate witnesses.

From the Louisville Courier-Journal:

Bob Resnick didn’t believe all the right-wing militia conspiracy theories — the FEMA internment camps or the government coffins stockpiled for the day the feds declare martial law and rounds up dissenters. But they made him wonder.

Then America’s economy collapsed and the nation elected Barack Obama, and the resulting chatter about socialist incursion, rampant gun control and a government takeover of health care made him fear where the nation was heading. So the 43-year-old disabled Louisvillian searched the Internet for local militia groups who seemed to echo his misgivings.

A few weeks later, on a rainy October afternoon, Resnick drove into a gun range in a secluded Bullitt County hollow to join 15 fatigue-clad members of the Ohio Valley Freedom Fighters, a Louisville-based militia that was holding a training session on assault weapons.

Surrounded by the pop of gunshots, Resnick squinted into the sight of his black semi-automatic rifle, blasting a hole in one of two U.N.-blue helmets the group was using for target practice — a symbol of global tyranny to militia groups — and left as the group’s newest member.

“The way everything’s going nowadays, if the economy tanks and they do declare martial law, and they do like California with all the riots and stuff, I’d like to know I’ve got a group I can be with so I’m not on my own,” he said.

After nearly a decade of decline, militia groups are seeing a resurgence in Kentucky and across the nation, fueled partly — according to militia leaders and watchdog groups — by the bad economy and President Obama’s election. The Freedom Fighters have seen their membership triple since summer to more than 100, according to Col. Kevin Terrell, a Louisville-area contractor who leads the group….

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